I found this in a gardening newsgroup that I read and thought it was pretty funny. (Names have been changed/removed)

wrote in message news:<>…
> I know that this may sound a bit crazy……
>
> If any of you guys run across a centipede or scorpion around here, and
> you have some kind of jar that you could put it in, do you think that
> you could give me an email, and I could come pick it up from you?
>
> I am a fan of odd crazy animals, and I would appreciate any of these
> guys that I could get.
>
> If you don’t feel safe doing this, then don’t do it. It’s not worth
> getting stung over……
>
> Appreciate any help……
>
> =bill=

PLEASE WHATEVER ANY OF YOU DO…..DO NOT CATCH ANY OF THESE LITTLE
CREATURES FOR HIM! We don’t need another violent or harmful animal.
This is his girlfriend by the way…and I am allergic to ant and
mosquito bites, so I’m sure one of those would kill me if I got bit by
one…because I have to be taken to the hospital for Bee Stings. I am
not trying to sound mean at all, I just don’t think it is a good idea.
He gets too excited by little creatures and wants them all as pets.
Thank You!!