This morning I stayed at home to take care of Koa. I got to watch a little morning TV, which I never get a chance to do. I decided to watch a show on ESPN2 called Cold Pizza. It was ok. But then I started thinking about actual cold pizza. I am not sure what is so good about cold pizza. I hear people say, “I love cold pizza in the morning.” I don’t know about you, but isn’t hot pizza better than cold pizza? And how often do you not have a microwave near your fridge? I mean, nuke it for 30 seconds, for goodness sake. And even if you’d rather not do that, doesn’t the thought of eating all that oil and grease while it’s in its solid form make you kind of ill?

For some reason, this reminds me of something Adam Sandler once said. I think it was on SNL, and he had a commentary on the Weekend Update segment. He started rambling about how a sandwich is always better with lettuce on it. I totally agree! It adds so much: color, texture, moisture… And if you have an avocado handy, that is even better!