Don’t you hate shoelaces that always seem to untie themselves? This happens on the pair of shoes that I wear most frequently. I have tried double knotting them, but that doesn’t make a difference. I even tried tying them into a regular knot, but even that doesn’t help. I guess I could go to the shoe store and ask for some replacement laces, but that just seems wrong. I mean, shoelaces have been around for hundreds, maybe thousands, of years. You’d think we’d have devised a standard design that doesn’t fail so often.